the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via thepageleftunread)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(Source: averagefairy, via rempleton)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via nicoledaloserr)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via redrosesyellowdaisies)

manafromheaven:

shinigamidad:

its too early to be laughing

wHY

(Source: 568956, via butlukehemmingstho)

c-ryan-gmeza:

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

They should pay you to go to college instead

(via mylife-inlivingcolor)

officialunitedstates:

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a US federal LAW was just created that allows you to SMACK anyone who replies “THE SKY” when you ask them whats up

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(via lnfesting)